Funny jokes

1 Some fans asked me, is it difficult to write original funny paragraphs? It’s not difficult to write, but it’s a little brain-consuming, and my head is getting light, so I can’t sleep alone and miss women.

Time doesn’t belong to me at dawn. It’s time to earn money to support my family. My wife is up and I’m sleeping.

Life lies in exercise, exercise lies in making money, making money lies in raising a family, raising a family lies in life, and I am on the way to raising three children.

My dream is, dream. It can only be realized in dreams.

Datong people can talk badly, and falling noodles is not called falling noodles, but falling slag, which smells like coal.

The inspiration of creation comes from life. Why is it that I am clever when I create, but I am ineffective when I create? Is there something wrong with my life style?

Now there is a new term called selling anxiety. Is it still necessary to sell? I have it myself.

My girlfriend asked me why I didn’t like to look at me recently, because I looked down upon it as too expensive and had no money to spend.

It’s not easy for a man to be financially independent, but his wife won’t let him and he is afraid to find his mother-in-law.

People often say that life is won at the starting line, and there is no hope in my life, so I spent 20 yuan to burn trillions at the crossroads, paving the way for me in the next life.